Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint

You were married last weekend. Congratulations! [x]

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BURT MACKLIN: STARLORD.

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‘And he says: ‘Yeah, man. The O.C.! I used to watch this shit in the joint.’ [x]

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  • Tina Fey: You know, when the producers of this event first called us, last night, I said, “It’s three in the morning! Who died?” And they explained that everything was fine, it’s just that they were planning a comedy event, and no women had agreed to show up. So I said, “What award is Jerry Lewis getting?” And they said, “No, no, it’s not Jerry Lewis. It’s Don Rickles.” So I said, “Oh, Don Rickles is the best. Amy and I would love to come to your event.” And they said, “Wait, how are we calling you and Amy in the same bed?” [I said] “Don’t worry about it. It doesn’t concern you.”
  • Amy Poehler: So here we are, because they thought it was important for Don to be honored by at least one woman, which, apparently, is what we count as.
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    bestpal:

    please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad

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